Crush Crush Crush

I might never get married. Ever.
Because all the guys I like are perfect, okay not perfect but with imperfections I want to live with. Oh and these guys are also fictional. (see the problem?)

And since I'm not getting married, ever, I need a place to gush about my crushes.
Here's a list:


Jonah Griggs.

Jonah is the closest thing to perfection. And I can't begin to describe what I feel for him because he is fictional and I would be considered crazy but these feelings, I just... to borrrow Taylor's words... "I need to know that I can still breathe properly when he's not around. If something happens to him, I have to know that I won't fall apart..."

He makes me feel like Helga G. Pataki, crazy in love enough to build a Jonah shrine on my closet and make up poems about my unrequited love.

And here is one of the amazing examples of why there is no one, real or not, that can compare to Jonah:
What do you think would happen if we kissed right here, right now?" he asks, digging his hands into the pockets of his khaki pants, grinning right back at me.

"I think it would cause a riot."

"Well, you know me," he says, lowering his head towards me. "Causing a riot is what I do best."
"Jonah Griggs.
Not just a name but a state of mind..."

Jonah by awesome artist Simini.

Jesse De Silva

Jesse is the most gentlemany guy I have ever read in a YA book. That might have to do with the fact that he is 20 years old, oh and also from 1850. So he was raised properly. He also goes to med school *swoon*. Jesse has been my fictional boyfriend for 10 years, that's the longest fictional relationship I've ever had, that should tell you how amazing he is.

Jesse and Suze in the house he haunts.
I don't know the artist but this drawing is amazing.

John After

Johnafter. Aww. He's independent and powerful, yet he's shy and unsure. He was a nonconfident skinny high school boy until he graduated and became a super hot cop. He is very romantic and is not afraid to admit he likes Meg, and he waited a long time for her to realize she loved him too. Aww patient is John's middle name.
I don't have any jonhafter fan art (shame!)
but I know he would look as hot as Liam.

Dexter Jones

There's not another guy in the world that can make you fall for him faster than Dexter. It only took one page since he showed up in the story to make me wish he lived with me for all eternity. He's just so likeable, I am not kidding, there's not one soul in town that doesn't love Dexter. Even at his place of work, he sucks at his job yet they don't kick him out because they love him.
Tall, dark-haired and skinny.
Who better than Adam Brody for Dexter? <3