My rating system might look complicated at first, but have no fear!
it's actually simple :)
just think of it as stars, apples, hot guys, muffins, ladybugs... [insert endless list of nouns]
1 lonely heart = NOT FOR ME.
I think it might be causing my heart tissue a major necrosis.
2 hearts = IT WAS OKAY
2 hearts and a kidney = IT WAS MORE THAN OKAY
Proceed carefully, because this kidney may have one or two kidney stones in it.
3 hearts = I LIKED IT ENOUGH
3 hearts and a kidney = I LIKED IT MORE THAN ENOUGH
One kidney is enough to survive but with major precautions (no beer or soda, for example).
4 hearts = I LOVED IT
4 hearts and a kidney = NEAR PERFECTION
But remember, you still have one kidney but it is working just fine.
5 hearts = ULTIMATE PERFECTION AND FOREVER FAVORITE
Your five hearts are in perfect condition, you're so happy you can actually donate them and make sadness dissapear from this planet.